Bored

Everytime I log onto facebook I lose 10 iq points. Or, I just shake my head at all the stupid inane status's I am reading, wondering "What sort of reaction did they want, and what is the emotion behind that status?". Ones that sound like they should make sense, but they have no reasoning behind them at all. Often I want to refute them in one fail swoop, but even though I am right they probably won't get it (otherwise why did they right it to begin with) and think I am just picking and choosing for the sake of my ego. Really it's to remind people as a SOCIETY to think about what they are saying and make an example of what NOT to do.
I only do this because from my perspective, I'd rather be insulted for one minute than go around being a douche bag for my whole adult life and never knowing why I'm always single and have no friends. But most people don't see it that way. So I'm doing it behind their sorry backs.
Sometimes I imagine if I was hanging out with the person and they said the exact quote to me, how would I respond? Does anyone else fantasize about what they wish they could say if people weren't so touchy?

Here are some on my page right now:

hate zoning out on the train only to realise I've jus listen to the entire Lady gaga album stupid iPhone By a Dude.
if you're embarrassed... why post the comment in the first place..?? To be embarrassed as to blame the Iphone, just avoid the situation all together and don't post anything. Why not avoid excuses all together and just listen to lady gaga without posting it on facebook? Unless this is a ploy to engage whether or not it's acceptable amongst your peers.

too many girls with red hair these days... reminds me of the platinum blonde hair epidemic By a Redhead.
1. What "Epidemic"? It's called a trend. Plus, it's a hair color. We have roughly 4 choices.
2. You don't own it.
3. There is way more variations to a person other than hair color, so don't freak out too much that you're going to "Blend in".
4. I would be more concerned with the common trait you have with other girls that "Other girls can't wear my outfits, have my phone cover, or have my hair-do", a lot more than the hair color similarity. Guys tend to notice your personality more.
5. Apart from all of that, I wouldn't say that Platinum Blonde is exactly everywhere right now. I think brunettes are much more prevalent.
6. You're not exactly going to have a case of mistaken identity are you? If you are, you need to stop being so superficial... it's a fucking hair colour! It's not who you ARE.
7. The trend will pass, then you can make another status update claiming the "Throne" of redheads because you stuck with your red hair and everyone will know who the true redhead really is and give you the praise you deserve.

I wish a boy would ask me out to a movie and a retro diner" followed by "I am so lonely...why are all the decent ones taken?"
etc etc.
farrkk,you need to ask? stop before you hurt yourself. Secondly, don't imply to all your coupled-up pals that you wish you were with their boyfriend. The decent ones are not all taken, and if they are taken it's probably by girls who don't make posts like
that.

We do what we need to. plus more by some random part time DJ.
Who? what? when? We don't care and aren't going to stress over you're subtlety's as though you're famous. Get over yourself.

who are you. who cares.
My thoughts exactly, about you. Weird how it applies for other but not you..

working hard. Working hard. New things. New things.
Yeah obviously... you're on face book instead of doing shit. Get on with it and shutup. Why do you ask for our input on everything?

You're not consistent. We are.
Plain. Simple.
Big things. Big ideas.
I don't know who he keeps talking to... some unknown rival DJ crew? I don't know, but I feel like he thinks he lives in Step Up 3D. Yeah big ideas man, your perspective is so big it extends all the way through the Perth DJ scene which basically runs the city doesn't it? If you become King DJ you will become King of Perth, and then maybe even the world ! Who knows how high you will fly.

my poos have been so stinky lately? probs because i have been sticking so many things up there :/
Doctor doctor get this DJ guy OFF THE MEDS they are not working to his benefit. I never knew that constant, sober, uninhibited anxiety actually existed. The most inane, stupid yet serious, awkward and irrelevant updates are from this person. I don't know when he's joking and when he's for real.. but I think he may be a little off. Ok this post has just targeted people so socially retarded that I feel bad for them, and with that the point is made !