Too Easy - A Guide to Clubs

Perth is a small capital city. The population is so small that we don't have 24 hour shopping, we don't even have a Starbucks.
The nightlife operates on the same small scale, mainly because business sucks. In order to make money, the nightlife caters to the target demographic, which also happens to be the majority.
You won't find anything unique or new, but if you wanna get your bits wet you won't have to go very far.
Besides, having fun is what life should be about! Just make sure you also keep your wits about you, because these days with the internet and all you never know who is watching. People like me, who blog stuff.
Be grateful I am a fellow Gen-Y and not your grandma, boss or girlfriend's dad. Could be awkward.








...Easy there tiger, I know there's a camera there but maybe the photographer enjoyed this a little too much.

Getting There:
If you want to get laid, try to plan ahead, find out where the action is happening and even be-friend some easy looking people on face book, that's always a good place to start.
Browse the promotional material and see where all the attention seekers lurk.



At the Club:
To really get into the thick of things, keep some drugs on you to pass around when things aren't moving fast enough.

Be careful of camera's, because you can look like a slut after 14th photo of you creeping over a multitude of different bodies in the space of two hours. I don't know if the photographer was masturbating in the club and following you, or if you were playing sexual musical chairs, but it doesn't look good either way.
Of course if you want this to be your "thing" and get the word out on the street that you enjoy the creepshow, then go for it.

Just remember the internet. Photos are public property.
One or two naughty ones of you chewing your face off is ok amongst the rest, but do you really want to start a pattern here? It could really haunt you later. Or your dad. Or your family. Or employers. Or future in-laws. You know.. just be careful.

Just because they work at a club, doesn't mean they aren't predators. Basic common sense for preventing date rape shouldn't fly out the door the minute you get your hand stamped

technology can be your friend, or your foe. To make it your friend, be-friend common sense. Ask yourselves such questions as "How many people have the internet?" future in-laws and prosecutors should all be considered before you select Upload.
Unfortunately once things are out there, they stay out there.